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Week 8 2018: Undefeated No More

Scoring 100 points less than last week, Wampus Cats finally taste defeat. It doesn't taste that good. Surprises 8 weeks in, I think it's a fun time to look at players who have shocked the fantasy world with their value this season. If you drafted one or more of these guys, pat yourself on the back QB: Patrick Mahomes. To say this guy is over-performing is an understatement. He has only one week below 20 points, and he leads the next closest QB by 46. Oh yeah, and he wasn't even being drafted in the top 10 at his position. Honorable mentions : Jared Goff, Mitchell Trubiski WR: Adam Thielen. He is now one of only 2 receivers to top 100 yards in 8 straight games in NFL history, and will look to break that record next week. He's the top of his position by 20 points despite being drafted around WR13. Honerable mentions: Emmanuel Sanders, Tyler Boyd RB: James Conner. Picked up as a potential 1-2 week fill in for Lev Bell, Conner has turned into the #3 RB in fa...

Week 7 2018: Half way to the Playoffs

Whooaaa we're half way there..  Survivor Sorry guys, I'm writing this on Wednesday night so I don't have time to fill in this narrative. The Wampus Cat killed Khalil Mack leaving Dak alone and looking for new alliances. Survivor Standings : Wampus Cats: 167 Points this week ⚔️ zane's Team: 130 Points this week Eagle Powers: 122 Points this week ⚔️⚔️ Goofy Gang : 122 Points this week Dakstreet Boys: 120 Points this week  Represent  👩🏈🌻 : 117 Points this week  Greg's Grand Team: 107 Points this week  Return of the Mack: 76 Points this week 💀 Cool Beans: RIP 💀 Steven's Team: RIP  💀 No one man should have all that power Power Rankings The teams are a bit more tightly grouped now so I've removed the D tier. Order within tiers doesn't mean anything. S Tier Wampus Cats: The undefeated season rolls on. T.Y. Hilton is healthy again, John Brown is on fire. This team just needs Melvin Gordon to be ok coming out of the BYE...

Week 6 2018: 200 POINTS

A new league high score was set on Monday, and I don't know if anyone will ever break it to be honest. With an average positional score of 22.3, Eagle Powers obliterated the previous record and barely broke 200. I'll let our annotated text convo tell the story. Sunday afternoon, Michael realizes he has a chance at glory. I still can't type on a touchscreen. After Aaron Rodgers throws a game tying TD to Adams, he's just under 4 points short, but the 49ers get a good return to potentially win on a FG. QB pressure turns into a Beathard interception. Aaron Rodgers does his usual magic, driving the entire length of the field in 1:07 with no timeouts. With just 7 seconds left in regulation Michael assume's he'll miss 200 by 1.5 points as Crosby kicks the winning FG Rodgers remembers Crosby's 5 missed kicks last week though, and takes one more shot to get him a little closer, hitting Adams on the sidelines for 18 yards, shattering the 200 point ...

Week 5 2018: And then there were 9

We can pretend that's a Wampus Cat, yeah? It's night in the forest. Hours earlier, 10 fighters entered this remote location with no food, no equipment, and one goal: survive. Cliques and alliances form quickly. Dak and Khalil Mack see themselves as the strongest in the group, both being in prime NFL game condition. They claim the closest fresh body of water (a small stream) and start making sticks into spears Goofy, Snoopy, and the Wapmus Cat form an animal bond instantly and dash off into the forest. They're looking for the easiest target. Andy Samberg and Jack Black are used to the star treatment and want nothing to do with the rest of the group. That leaves the three teams who forgot to choose representatives and came to the forest themselves. Zane, Greg, and Steven. They're being hunted. Survivor Week 1 Over the hours that follow, our 3 average dudes make their way deeper into the forest. They're looking for shelter from the rain, something e...

Week 4 2018: Introducing Survival Mode

Do I believe that Michael possesses the skills to survive in a hostile environment? Let's put it this way. No, I do not. - Dwight Shrute Survival Mode 100 people jump out of a flying bus and parachute onto an island 11 pairs of people in different relations ships race around the world 26 kids from impoverished districts fight to the death 10 Fantasy Football teams compete for bragging rights and unofficial glory in our new survival mode. Yeah, that's what I was going for. We're 4 weeks into the season and it's finally time for me to unveil my plan to make this blog interesting for the rest of the season. Each week, the lowest scoring team is brutally murdered eliminated until only one remains at the end of our regular season in week 13. Whether you're undefeated this week or in the pack of 1-3 teams at the bottom, everyone has a chance to claim glory in the survival challenge and get your team name etched into a golden chalice written in HTML in...